I wish I could say that was the worst thing you've done to a woman in recent memory. [But he doesn't press the issue. It's sticky, and hurting Damon won't make Elena less hurt. He loves everyone involved in this horrible situation.] I've been trying to talk to Jeremy, but you can probably imagine how well that's going over right now.

[What he doesn't do is entertain the idea of talking about any Mikaelson at the moment. The world would be so much better with fewer Mikaelsons in it.]

This can't be why you wanted to talk to me, though. What's on your mind?